100 Reasons to Celebrate Being Over 50

This just says it all for me! If you are over fifty you’ll get them all right away and if you’re not, you’ll know what to look forward to. 😉

Fat-Bottom-Fifties Get Fierce

100 Reasons to Celebrate Being Over 50

  1. We can truly appreciate the wisdom of our parents.
  2. “Because it’s in” is no longer a motivating force to make a purchase.
  3. We know the difference between being fat and being shaped different than the cool kids grandmas.
  4. We have a true appreciation for the ‘cut and paste’ feature on our word processors that those who didn’t experience typewriters will never know.
  5. We were able to stop carrying dimes in our shoes and (later) quarters in our bras in case we had to make an emergency call.
  6. We understand the concept of ‘groovy.’
  7. 100 Reasons to Celebrate Being Over 50
  8. We now know that cute, pretty, handsome, and beautiful can co-exist with wrinkles.
  9. We get that more hair, longer hair, is not necessarily better. To borrow some real estate jargon it’s all about location, location, location!
  10. Our bullsh*t detector has incredible range.
  11. Sympathy can be effectively conveyed with a heartfelt look because they know we get it.

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4 thoughts on “100 Reasons to Celebrate Being Over 50

    • I just fell in love with one of the authors I met through another blog that is part of this pair. She has such spunk and charisma. (She’s an attorney, but don’t tell anybody.)

      I would really be okay, I think, if I had not had to give up sexy panties for Poise pads :/

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